why are the bathrooms on the death star always dirty?
because stormtroopers can’t aim
I really tried to scroll past this.
(via skyguyandsnips)
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS
(via zukoishot)
I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!
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I have a hunch that we’d all be a lot happier discussing this over dinner. Whaddya say?
(via teroknortailor)

ALSO CAn’T HANDLE THE ARTS.
GAH.
Once Upon a Time meme | Four Characters → Belle [3/4]
(via katiebuttercup)
Three-person chess.
[via]This can only end in tears and physical fighting
One of my housemates has one of these. The above person was correct.
(via physicsandfandoms)
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
(via ihaveanarmy-wehaveajedi)
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
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Three-person chess.[via]
This can only end in tears and physical fighting
One of my housemates has one of these. The above person was correct.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6eiz7tQ1L1qiu0a4o1_500.jpg)